Saturday, June 16, 2012

Enough is enough

Okay, it's official.  I am sick to death of our back garden.  Nothing will grow there - except, of course, weeds.
Even the dog's not impressed

Our house is a bit strange - you see it's on a raised platform and the back garden is about 30 feet below the back of the house.

There's a big tree in the back garden which grows all the way up to the house.  It's a really big tree - and it sucks up a huge amount of water - nearly all the water from the ground, so there's a bare patch around the base of the tree and nothing is ever going to grow there.  The tree also takes most of the light.

I have tried growing:
  • Vegetables (Failed)
  • A Lawn (Failed)
  • Potatoes (Failed)
  • Roses (Failed)
  • More Vegetables (Failed)
In fact, the only thing I can successfully grow down there is nettles - lots of nettles.

It's not a total loss - some of the roses were kind of growing a bit.  We put some kind of leafy thing down there - it grew okay too.

I blame the tree - but if I was honest there is another factor.  I'm just too bloody lazy - I'm not trudging up and down there with garden tools, and compost and all the other bits and pieces just to have the whole thing grow wild.

I need a new plan...